Monday, January 30, 8-10pm, $8.

Union Hall
702 Union Street at Fifth Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11215

Advance Tickets

Each month, Bare brings together storytellers, comedians, sex educators and others to share true tales from their own experiences of sex, desire and romance. With stories as diverse as the people telling them, Bare opens doors to bedrooms, back seats and dungeons to tell what your mama left out about the birds, bees and in-betweens.

Submitted for your consideration—tales of submission from these masterful storytellers:

Hosted by Jefferson (Writer, One Life take Two)

Kevin Allison (The State, RISK! Show)

Ophira Eisenberg (The Moth)

Nisse Greenberg (Rachel and the Elf, Drawn Out Storytelling)

Dino Stamatopolous (Moral Orel, Community)

Musical guest Kim Lundie

. . . and you! Have you been submissive or been submitted to? Submit your name to the hat for a chance to bare all on the Bare stage.

And more! One lucky audience member will win Bare’s sex-toy raffle, courtesy of Babeland.


Jefferson is the curator and host of Bare. A sex educator and writer, Jefferson keeps a pseudonymous blog, One Life, Take Two, that details his life as a parent and pervert. He is a storyteller frequently seen on stages around the city and elsewhere, including The Moth, where he is a StorySlam winner.

Kevin Allison

Kevin Allison is the creator and host of the live storytelling show and podcast RISK!, and a member of the legendary television comedy troupe The State. He has appeared in Reno 911!, The Ten, VH1′s Best Week Ever, Comedy Central’s Viva Variety and Stella and HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. Kevin has written for The Village Voice, Premiere, Film Journal and more. He has written for Blue Man Group and served as the Artistic Director of The Peoples Improv Theater from 2006 to 2008. Kevin recently founded, a storytelling school in New York that offers workshops for businesses and individuals.

Ophira Eisenberg

Ophira Eisenberg, selected as one of New York Magazine’s Top Ten Comics, has appeared on Comedy Central, VH-1, Fox, E! Channel and The Joy Behar Show. Her writing has been published in four anthologies including I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America’s Top Comics and Heeb’s collection Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish. She is a monthly contributor to US Magazine’s Fashion Police and a regular host for The Moth.

Nisse Greenberg

Nisse Greenberg is a sexual pervert and by”‘pervert” he means person who gets intimidated by the idea of going through multiple positions during the same session of intercourse. CRAZY! He prefers high fives to fucking, but only because he rarely cries during a high five. He also hosts and produces Drawn Out Storytelling and is one half of the sketch comedy group Rachel and the Elf.

Kimi Lundie

Kimi Lundie is a New York-based singer/songwriter. Kimi was born in Manhattan to a Hawaiian musician father and Polynesian dancer mother. In her first year of life, she traveled to over ten countries, finally landing in San Francisco where was raised. She began singing the National Anthem at air shows at age twelve; by sixteen, she was singing jazz and rhythm and blues at open mics. She is currently collaborating with several producers in Los Angeles and New York.

Dino Stamatopolous

Dino Stamatopoulos is a television comedy writer, actor and producer who has worked on Mr. Show, TV Funhouse, Mad TV, The Dana Carvey Show, Late Show with David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O’Brien. He is also the creator of the Adult Swim programs Moral Orel and Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole. Stamatopoulos also currently plays the recurring role of “Star-Burns” on the NBC comedy series Community.

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